I've read about people playing Bingo with life events, and recently watching the Order I saw the cute ethics professor playing Bingo with student's excuses (I won't tell you what happens because spoiler... duh... and also because I never want to write those words, but anyway...)
So getting back to me... today I finally checked off a life event I never thought I'd see... a bonafide blackmail attempt! I'm so excited!!
Okay granted it's from some hit-and-miss scammer online and is a bunch of made-up malarky but hey... it counts if I say it does!
The email is from
Jessica <kdyypai@gracebaptistofhurlock.org>
and the text is as follows:
Hello,
I hope u do not care about my english language sentence structure, because
i'm from Germany. I infected your gadget with a trojan and im in possession
of your personal information out of your computer system.
It was mounted on an adult website then you have picked the movie, it, my
software immediately gain access to your os.
Then, your cam started to record you hand partying, besides i caught a
footage that you have looked at.
Just after some time in addition, it pulled out every one of your social
contact information. If you happen to need me to get rid of your everything
i currently have - transfer me 750 dollars in btc its a crypto-currency. It
is my btc account transfer address :
bc1q7suvam0ae9pjzuhtluuxpyyupsnxvz8a72klr6
Now you have 28 hours. to produce a decision Once i will receive the
transfer i'll wipe out this evidence and everything thoroughly. Or else,
please be certain this video will be forwarded to all of your friends.
Do Not Reply to This Email
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A screenshot for posterity cos obviously I can't allow it to live forever in Spam... alas |